If the boys were teachers...
Harry: So, erm. The answer for this is... uhm... erm... it's, uh, so, erm, basically, you do this massive equation and it takes a long time foh oohz, but... erm... yeah...Louis: that's the fucking right answer! Hey kids, wanna hear a really funny dirty joke Harry told me yesterday? So these guys walk into a bar-
Liam: Kid: I don't understand this. Liam: Yeah, me either.
Zayn: Who's sexy? Kids: You're sexy, Mr. Malik. Zayn: Good job! I taught you well!
Niall: Snack time! Kid: We just had snack time... Niall: no you didn't. Kid: yes we- Niall: NO YOU DIDN'T!
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104,376 playsWhat Boyfriend would sound like if Nicki Minaj sang it.
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can everyone just read this oh my god
i’m actually tearing up i don’t even right now
im criyng omg <3
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Louis ignores carrots from a fan, Liam takes them. x
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES GOOD BOY <3
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Up All Night: Louis Sassyson Edition
- What Makes You Horrible
- Gotta Be Rude
- One Thing (I don’t like you)
- More Than Rich
- Up All Night (With your man)
- You Wish
- Tell Me A Lie (Like I don’t look good)
- Taken (with instagram)
- You Want (What I got)
- Everything About You (Makes me hate you)
- Same Mistakes (That top with those shoes?)
- Save Yourself Tonight (From that tragic outfit)
- Trolled Your Heart
- Sit Down
- Moments (Away from slapping you)
ALL THE AWARDS
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me:
wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
me: apparently yes
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